Best Funny Insults and Comebacks Free

“This is the most witty app ive ever seen on the App store. So hilarious. Love some of the Shakespearean one-liners. Definitely gonna use those to zing my friends!” ~ stsn

“My husband and I whipped this app out the other night and were cracking up! Hilarious!” ~ Lacyew

Listen up, punks. Cheap Shot uses the accelerometer in your iPhone, iPod, or iPad to deliver one juicy jibe at a time. You’ll be laughing your freakin’ head off. And if you’re not, well, it’s probably because you’re a humorless dunce.

Regardless, all you have to do is flick your wrist or tap the button on the screen to get your fill of pathetic putdowns and corny comebacks. Some will make you say, “Ouch!” Others will make you groan at their utter lameness. Your seven-year-old sister or crazy grandma could probably come up with something worse.

Whatever.

Here is why Cheap Shot will rock your mewling face off:

· Exceedingly cool Steampunk design
· Dozens of hilarious cheap shots
· Unlock special Yo Mama and Shakespeare insults
· Easily switch back and forth between different types
· Share your favorites with friends via email
· Cheap entertainment wherever you go

Great for hanging out with friends, long stretches of boredom, and getting laughed out of parties, these rude remarks probably won’t crush your enemies.

But if you really did want to hurt somebody’s feelings, what would that say about you? Yeah, you don’t want to be that guy. Excessive profanity, racism, sexism, hotdog-ism, and other politically incorrect –isms are for amateurs.

Do yourself a big, tasty favor and download Cheap Shot Insults Shaker right NOW.

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Disclaimer: This app should be used for entertainment only, and is not intended to offend anyone or put anyone in harm’s way.